Keeping in line with this week’s theme of mimicking bad content from other publications, we bring you our version of the real campus cutie you care about—the broody TA from your intro lecture. Name: You don’t actually know… You just know their UNI from emailing them at 11:50 PM the night before the midterm asking a […]
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