Wondering what’s been going down with GSSC this last week of school? We sent smashing Satow Room Bureau Chief Joe Milholland to get you up on the fly. In case you didn’t know, not all GSSC seats had candidates this year. Accordingly, GSSC has nominated Ian Elliot, the current GSSC comptroller, as Vice President of Finance, […]
Dear seniors, friends of seniors, and those who wish they were seniors: It’s time for one of our greatest traditions to return: we’re starting our call for Senior Wisdoms. For freshpersons/transfers/people who hate joy, Senior Wisdoms are an annual feature where we ask outgoing seniors to share the knowledge and advice they’ve culled from their four […]
Midterms Are Over, So Take A Fucking Nap
April 14, 2025Why Are All the Doors So Damn Heavy
April 14, 2025Formula 1 Drivers As Barnumbia Majors
April 9, 2025How To Walk Manhattan Tip To Tip: A 10 Hour Adventure
April 8, 2025