Law Professors complain about workloads, internal politics, ditch Columbia for NYU. Striking grad students: We miss you! James Joseph Vielkind-Neun stands up for immigrant rights. Just when we thought Baker Blast was enough, the Grinch steals softball.

Spec gets in on Crackergate. iPods in the vending machines?…Wait, the Bwog scooped you two months ago! Spec asks, ‘Can Erotica Work Without Sharon Stone’s Vagina?’ Jacob McKean: Read this.

If you were a refugee you’d be home by now. A woman president! Changes made to this year’s Bacchanal, Agave to eat own son. Is Jacob McKean dying?

Evolution loses: Frontiers of Science will teach intelligent design. Berkeley has naked protests: Why can’t we? Spec attacks SHOCC, and SHOCC wins. Didn’t it used to be called Myanmar? He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O […]

Fern Diaz attacks the Lazy Mexican stereotype. Lazy Mexicans to consider striking. A Jewish president elected. ‘Matzo Hard to Pass Over’…get it?…eh?

Seth Flaxman: Passionate Realist. SHOCC finally has the courage to take on the real enemy: Mona Lounge. Miriam Datskovsky finally has the courage to take on the real enemy: Facebook. Francine du Plessix Gray to speak at Liberty University.

Evolution vs. Open Columbia: it’s all about the subtleties, baby. 40 on 40 crackdown definitively proves that Columbia is a cold, uncaring place. Columbia’s Father Neuhaus is tight with Dubya. Quote out of context: “The first thing I noticed was that everyone was Asian, just like the people who break-dance in Lerner.” After too long, […]

Two new student groups are sanctioned, subjected to mind-numbing bureaucracy. Columbia students hit Columbia, discuss “cognitive attention.” Spec says: Democracy NOW, SEAS kids! Another subtle, challenging headline Cultural stereotypes! They’re funny!

A Barnard student is the newest member of CB9. Tomorrow, St. A’s members join FAIR. GS students debate, feel excluded. What’s another way to spell “awesome”? Oh yeah, S-C-R-A-B-B-L-E C-L-U-B! Chris Kulawik, why are you so upset? It’s not like they had a teleconference with Moammar Qaddafi! Oh, wait. Columbia sophomore reads Burke, cites Burke.

Best. Headline. Ever. The University Senate: “A very special place” More SHOCC, More Awe All in all, Daylight Savings Time is just another “glitch in the Matrix” McCain gets smackdown for Liberty University commencement speech. And you thought Bollinger was controversial.

Revised sexual misconduct policy is passed, as Bollinger hits Asia. Adam Goldberg: ESC Freedom Fighter. And despite hopes that it was all an April Fool’s joke (or a drunken hallucination), the West End will indeed be going Cuban. Girls. They like food. It makes them happy. Attendees of Culture Shock find themselves Culture Satisfied.

Wow. Apparently last weekend’s brawl was the last straw. Spec reports that the West End is being shuttered and will be converted to Havana Central, a chain of Cuban restaurants with locations in Times Square and Union Square. While this may be the biggest thing to happen to local dining since, um, Sushi Tokyo Pop, […]

Gentrify this! Okay. And they’re off! Much awaits: Mudslinging! Pettiness! Wedgies! Show me the money! Or not. Even things that aren’t that sexy are still important.

We wouldn’t have gotten in this year. Why that makes me hungrier than a box full o’ bobcats! Burn shit down! Throw student leaders into the blaze! Ringing in the Spring! Bollinger…hater?

Eric Foner is bad, and I, David Horowitz, am bad ass. Boo yah! In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of the School of General Studies. The trail of tears. Masturbation! Masochism! Cross dressing! Emotionless […]