Who hasn’t thought about swimming in the penis fountain?

“Go crazy! Go stupid!”

If only one word comes to mind after reading Krishna’s Senior Wisdom, let it be “slay.”

Self-care is key.

Nick knows his cheeses.

Your CC Student Body President, everyone.

She’s a native New Yorker!

Stay in school—literally.

Make your own way.

She’s as good as superfruit.

(The devil’s in the) detaaaaails of thriving at Columbia are in Jackie’s Senior Wisdom!

Literally rush SGA.

Get outside, even if Low Steps is packed.

Someone let J into the Milbank Greenhouse!

From taking classes outside of your interests, to venturing outside alone, Zara’s Senior Wisdom is a tale of exploration and self-discovery.