Sick of studying all day and night? So is the star of our most recent Butler Archetype—but, like, actually. Read on as Anna Bahr investigates whether her table mate has the Bubonic Plague, or just the world’s stuffiest nose… It’s the night before that one really important midterm—you’re already enormously uncomfortable. A continuous chorus of sniffles and […]
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