NSOP has ended, the school year has begun, and here’s what we want you to know. Every emotion you are feeling is valid. You are going to be so fine and so good at college. I know you likely don’t believe us when we say that, but it’s true. Thank you for texting us and […]
Columbia Divest for Climate Justice (CDCJ) members just ended their 8-day occupation of Low Library, explaining, in a press release, that PrezBo will not be on campus all next week, and, moreover, they believe the administration is “on the path toward fossil fuel divestment.” Dozens of students entered the library last Thursday afternoon, beginning the […]
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