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John Jay Doesn’t Even Lift

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2013 26 Comments

Yesterday Bwog reported on the beginnings of an insurrection in John Jay over an elevator which has been under emergency repairs since last semester. The conflict rages on with today’s new communiqué from the field:

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