In three days, the Columbia campus will wake up disgustingly late and ridiculously hungover. Why? Because Bacchanal is this Saturday! And we don’t know about you, but we fully plan to make some decisions worth regretting. In preparation for your coming poor choices, give yourself something not to regret — go explore the Columbia Greenmarket […]

School is harrrddd… Take a shot for… every seminar you can’t get into every class where the teacher actually taught every terrible icebreaker you had to endure in your discussion sections every hundred dollars you’ve spent on books this week Drink a glass of wine (so intellectual) for every shopped class you end up dropping.