In his Senior Wisdom, Caleb told us to scheme, to randomly email our professors, and to surprise everyone all the time. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Caleb Alan Oldham, Columbia College, Economics, Sapulpa, Oklahoma Claim to fame: Introducing this campus to a man named Joe Fusco (pictured below). He’s my soulmate and the background of my phone. We’re […]
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