This has to be one of the strangest things to take place in Ruggles since whatever it was you saw from the window of your John Jay single. According to a concerned tipster, rotten eggs (with January expiration dates stamped on) materialized outside the doors of many suites this morning, evidently so that the denizens […]
An EcoRep stopped by and discussed initiatives to make Barnard more eco-friendly. She announced that the Barnard compost machine is only open through Thanksgiving, so everyone should get in all their composting before the machine goes into hibernation… or whatever it does when it gets too cold to smoosh garbage. President Jessica Blank gave an […]
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