Image via plasticless.com Just as you’re feeling comfortable with this new semester, you feel a sudden wetness. Yes, CU Assassins is back, launching with E-Week 2009. ESC has more information in a blog post thing, awkwardly titled “Oh Snaps.” Clearly, this is going to be a killer event, as it involves multiple snaps “from behind.” […]
Bwog correspondent Sara Vogel reports that the Southeast Asian League’s Water Festival has been moved due to rain. No further comment is necessary.
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