A few hours ago, you probably deleted an email from The Columbia Undergraduate Science Journal. Now that you know what CUSJ stands for, we bet you regret that click to the trash. Here are a few of the highlights.

With their new skills, Coltrane, Prospero, and Horatio can play three-card-monte.

Immigration. It turns South Asians on.

The best part of Science: introducing batty Astronomic Acronyms like SMBH