19 CommentsBoy: Are there any more nuts in your mixed nuts?
Girl Studying: What?
Boy: [eying nuts longingly] Are there any more nuts in your mixed nuts?
Girl Studying: Just peanuts.
Boy: You ate all the other nuts?
Girl Studying: Yes.
Boy: So you don’t like peanuts then.
12 minutes later…
Boy: So can I have some of your peanuts then?
Girl Studying: Yes.
Pause, opens jar.
Boy: Damn, you really picked these over didn’t you? [sadly]
Pause
Boy: I really want more peanuts.
Girl Studying: You can have the rest.
Boy: I don’t want the rest. I only want a few.
-Thanks to Grace Duffy, in the trenches at Butler
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19 Comments
@hmmm i’m a nut, so what, i’m craaazzzyy
@nutnut rutrutrutrut
@kudos to bwog for incorporating the action ‘eyes nuts longingly’ into a post
@ha! i’m really amused.
i’m also amused that you used the correct form of “criterion” in griping about bwog’s standard.
@This is very “Waiting for Godot”
@Hm... Second Overheard Bwog concerning peanuts in a week…should we be on the lookout for secret encoded messages in our jars of peanut butter?
@Certainly It sure is amusing when you’ve been awake for far too long.
@I think what “Boy” meant to say was, “I want to nut on your face.” If only he’d had the huevos to err…come out and say it.
@that... wasn’t even funny
@agreed i agree. what is the criterion for getting something posted on bwog? this conversation was the biggest waste of pointing and clicking i’ve ever suffered through. except possibly wasting the time to write about it. back to bed
@... Criterion For Getting Posted On the Bwog:
1) Be pathologically nitpicky.
2) Be a douche.
3) Lack most or all social skills.
4) Post anonymously like a cowardly fucktard.
…oh, my bad, that’s the criterion for getting a *comment* posted on the Bwog.
@actually, that’s the “criteria”
@how about the one for being a prick who thinks they own and set the rules for bwog commenting etiquette?
@... I don’t think I’ve ever heard the words “Bwog commenting” and “etiquette” strung together in a way not meant to be ironic. I honestly hope this is the main outlet for the commenters’ anger at the world, because I’m actually disturbed to imagine that the students of Columbia are really this snotty and rageful on a regular basis. If it’s just letting off steam on the internet, that’s one thing, but if it goes beyond this – seek therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
@yeah. cause #12 certainly doesn’t take things too seriously and wasn’t being an overreactive weirdo
@this is pretty terrible
@filberts are far more superior than nuts of any other kind. Better known as hazelnuts to the petty folk. Only the petty eat peanuts.
@brazil nuts are so clearly superior to peanuts. And from brazil!
@nutty nut nut nut