aynOutside Hamilton, at about 8:59 PM last night:

Guy 1:  “Ayn Rand, you really need sex, but not with me!”

Guy 2:  “Help!  Help!  I’m being raped by Ayn Rand!”

What’s terrible is that the hero of The Fountainhead actually does rape his love interest. Bwog shudders.

Thanks to Bwog tipster Jason Patinkin for overhearing.