OK, you didn’t miss much. But life does go on at Columbia over holiday weekends–sort of.

low– On Saturday night, Roone Arledge rocked out to the sound of truly horrible Japanese karaoke…for two hours. Students marooned in Lerner after Butler had closed found one more reason to contemplate killing themselves.

– Roti Roll raised their prices while students weren’t around to protest. Not that they would have; it’s still the only place you can get a meal for less than three dollars this side of the golden arches.

– What’s sadder than a Thursday night Bored at Butler conversation? A Thanksgiving Bored at Butler conversation!

– Plus, these highlights from the week’s news: Republicans advertise and accessorize, Quigley dishes, and who knew that Columbia alumni could be so dumb and so awesome at the same time?