PREZSHAP TO RESIGN OMG!!! (now, what font size do they use for assassinations or declarations of war?)

Broadway Simba to get V-Show award: what does JTT think?

“Who would have thought that inside the Zen essence of bamboo lay the potential to help a poverty-stricken continent create bicycles?”

A $250 meal =”Brad Pitt,” “the new Kate Spade bag,” and “the best sex a foodie’s ever had”

“The proverbial million monkeys are fully operational…We haven’t got a civilization of the Mind: we’ve got porn-topia.”

PLUS: NYT’s got the Shapiro story, too