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You may be holed up in your rooms, cozily finishing up homework and recovering from the weekend, but hundreds of high school seniors have work to do: deciding whether they want to join us. Bwog stopped by the activities fair in Roone Arledge, filled with terrified-looking prefrosh and bright-eyed, bushytailed club leaders noshing on brownies and cookies. Hurry! Net them now, before they settle into their activities, never to be recruited again!
Will Columbia’s yield on its record-breakingly low admit rate be spoiled because of the rain? Not if Columbia student groups can help it.
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@i liked catcher in the rye.
@ughh i was just looking for hot first years on their facebook group. though i was dismayed by not being able to see profiles due to some facebook oversight, i am sure, i was horrified by, well…
this: “does anyone not like catcher in the rye?”
the books discussion…AHHHH filthy crock of pretentiousness and naiveté. the catcher in the rye? YOU DISGUST ME!
@well The DoC activities fair seems pretty worthless to the clubs themselves. A fraction of the attendees will actually go to Columbia, and even those who do will abandon their high school email addresses for shiny new UNIs. I feel like it’s less of a recruitment to a specific club than a recruitment to the University.
@well... that’s exactly what DoC is: recruitment to the university.
@days this has gotta be the worst possible day for DoC.
@perfect Initiate the kids early into the “getting screwed re: all things Columbia” club.