Overheard on College Walk, late last night: 

Guy: Well YOU go to Columbia! Shouldn’t YOU know where all the parties are?

Girl: Yeah. But it’s just a shame you’re not here on Orgo Night.

Guy: What is it? Wait- doesn’t matter. I wouldn’t want to go.

Girl: (angrily) Well its not like you would have a choice. You don’t go to Orgo Night. (pause) It’s more like Orgo Night goes to you.

 Tonight at 11:59 pm in El Butler. Be there, or don’t be there.