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Bwog loves the CPU, but it seems like The Columns has gotten desperate recently: having barely posted all month, they’re now reprinting the somewhat disgraced Matt Sanchez’ columns from www.rightwingnews.com. A choice tidbit from the latest post, about how liberals point out the hypocrisy of Larry Craig’s bathroom habits and his rock-bottom record on gay rights:
“Public sex is supposed to be “hot,” and I have some knowledge of this having co-starred in the high-end fantasy film Tiajuana Toilet Tramps. In reality, for gays, a subset that defines itself by bodily function, it is no secret that the way to a homosexual’s heart is somewhere beneath the stomach. These are people who can’t separate who they ‘are’ from what they ‘do.'”
Because straight people don’t obey the place beneath their stomachs. At all.
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@The Columns The Columns was on summer break and all columnists should be posting by the 24th. This year we will be releasing a number of new features with a number of new columnists and we hope you will check them out, thanks for your suggestions. We would like to reiterate that the strength of the blog is that while we give our writers stylistic suggestions and word number guidelines, the content is up to the writers themselves. We encourage you to bring issues you have with the content up in the comments section. We are looking forward to this year!
@umm... somewhat disgraced
@james dewille i “do” women, but i am not a woman
@bazzano i “eat” hot dogs but I’m not a “hot dog”
@Joone Tijauna Toilet Tramps doesn’t sound high-end to me. Know what a high-end porn film was? Pirates.
@sheeeeaaattt pirates sucked
definitely made for girls
who has condoms on a desert island?
and who would want to see a pirate having sex? jezzzuzzzz
still you’re right, tijuana toilet tramps does not sound high-end.
@fmr columns reader it looks like matt’s just reposting his own garbage.
c’mon, columns, you were pretty decent before you turned into an israel/palestine slam dance during finals. start up again, flyer campus, make them write shorter pieces, and fire sanchez for not posting original content.
@Sprinkles Just ignore Matt’s self-hating bigotry and maybe he’ll go away…
@gay sex where, oh where does the penis go?