15 CommentsThe new year is here, and with it, some resolutions of Bwgossipers. Cheers to optimism!
Create a filter to send all career center e-mails directly to Spam
Fill four HamDel cards, topping this semester’s three
Never mention to anyone how much I sleep
Spend more time on Spectator-subversion related tasks
Doodle more, transcribe less
Chalk some sidewalks
Get to know Brooklyn
Spend less time in Butler, more time at the New York Public Library
Gain knowledge in minute detail of something no one else knows about
Pick a writer and read everything he/she has ever written
See J. Joseph Vlasits make it from one end of campus to another on a bike
Walk the perimeter of Central Park over a day
Learn Greek
Record a full-length album with only original songs
Find a perfect macchiato in m-side
Watch the sun set over the Hudson once a week
Stay in NYC over the summer
Make it from one end of campus to another on a bike with the help of Lydia DePillis
Just say no to small talk
Eat fish and eggs
Live outside of New York City for longer than two weeks
Master online banking
Run a Cee-lo ring at Columbia
Keep a journal
Less coffee, more tea
Buy and use chapstick
Help “Honest Mitt” Romney become the first non-hellbound U.S President
Figure out how to and subsequently remove my Facebook toolbar on Firefox
Memorize a poem to recite
Find decent bread in New York City
Finish all my course readings from last semester
Lose those last 368 pounds
Read and return the book I checked out of Butler in December 2006
Win an athletic contest on behalf of Columbia
Throw a picnic in Central Park
Make a humorous snowman
Make use of Restaurant Week without getting ripped off
Repair my bike so it is capable of making it from one end of campus to the other
Build a giant robotic golden eagle that eats humans and other large mammals
Take a token fun class
Get paid for something—anything (it’s about time!)
Cook dinner three nights a week
Help ABC save publications from insufficient funds
Hand-feed campus critters
Get Money ’08!
Get a bit closer to figuring out what to do with myself after my undergrad career
Make music in Central Park
Less fear of look people in the eye during dialogue
Less dorm room pack-rat habits
Get Pimp C buried at Arlington Cemetery
More non-digital photos
More free concerts
Figure out social dancing in hopes of becoming more socially charming
Go to one of those honky tonks I’ve heard so much about
Berlin by December 2008!
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@i know... i know this is spectator, but “116 Things to do at Columbia” is a little fun. http://www.columbiaspectator.com/?q=node/21767
@edit staff lydia is cute, but not hot
@to the bwog editors sorry to blemish your gleeful bwog-listing, but these self-indulgent lists compiled from editorial staff submissions should forever remain in your own inboxes. you can do better than these lackluster lists. please spare the rest of us!
@omg hipsters i just barfed a little in my mouth.
@Riven December is Berlin is not that much fun either. But the music scene is much more alive and the NYE parties less artificial and more fun ^^
@Adding to that Force myself to do something outside of New York City once I graduate, at least for a little while, because if I stay here it almost certainly means I will live at home for the rest of my life…rents being what they are, my life being what it is.
@Anonymous I resolve to give up all my worldly possessions and travel the world doing good deeds for the less fortunate. I will, however, continue to regularly shower and shave, as well as not muttering to myself about crazy shit.
@que? Why do you need the help of Lydia DePillis to bike across campus? Is she your mother?
@ASETasetiaewjk NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION:
RESOLVED: REAL NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS ARE BULLSHIT
@My Contribution: 1. Meet Lydia DePillis.
2. Woo Lydia DePillis.
@secret admirer Lydia DePillis is a damn hot girl. I should have sat next to her during history of nyc class… sigh..
@Hey, guess what Your secret is out.
Also, whoever wrote the resolution that appears sixth from last: it’s “cemetery”, not “cemetary”. Sheesh.
My resolution is to finish more video games. I just play part of most of the games I own, and then I move on to something else and never look back. I mean, God of War II needs to be beaten. Zeus, you dare attempt to kill me??? Oh, it is SO on.
@hi! happy new year, west coast kids!
@concerned citizen When did “m-side” become okay?
My resolution is…that’s not okay.
@whtev go to france and never come back. ever. (really this time)