minotaurThe Minotaur also felt these emotions.  Screw you Daedalus!

 Chicken finger imagery will become a staple of the 21st Century canon, even though it has been around since the time of Homer.

 Levian’s roof, like the Bloodhound Gang predicted, is on fire.  Quite the fire indeed.

There is no mention of Marquez in this article.  Robin Williams, however, did perfect the art of magical realism.