Today is the last day of classes, and to celebrate, Bwog will be organizing a Primal Sigh of Relief (more on that later), but for now, we have one last assignment: We’d like you to recall the odd, insane, hilarious and touching things that your professors say to end the last class of the semester. Send them our way (bwgossip@columbia.edu), and we’ll post the best at the end of the day.

If you’re not yet in the mood to wax nostalgic, a glance at the Opening Remark Anthology might do the trick. Look how far we’ve come!

Happy note-taking. And congratulations: we made it!