QuickJester: Tragicomic Transformations Edition


This year’s final issue of the Jester hit the internet a few days ago and will hit newsstands Thursday — you may have received an email from Jesterbot informing you of such. The theme of the issue, as you might have immediately noticed from the front cover, is Tragedy. Editor in Chief David Iscoe explains, “We made an issue of a humor magazine devoted to Tragedy, and we believe that the cover is appropriate for such an issue.”

On to the Quick-ing:

The defining question of the post-(Civil) War era (page 6)

A dream, not deferred, but flat-out rejected (page 7)

Isn’t the real tragedy the absence of Gmail? (page 11)

Come not between Bertrand Russell and his wrath (page 12)

Confess your sins, brought to you by the US Postal Service (page 14)

A veritable brawl between the houses of Armstrong and Armstrong (page 15)

The anguish of the human condition, all a’twitter (page 25)


  • TomPosted from campus

    A cover depicting the Titanic crashing into the World Trade Center? This is sophisticated college satire in 2008? The immediately noticeable theme is not, as BWOG suggests, “tragedy”; rather it is nihilism.

    • how aboutPosted from campus

      Yes, nihilism of the laws of physics. We all know the Titanic cannot fly. Perhaps the Hindenburg would have been a more plausible option.

  • Wait tillPosted from campus

    Fox News sees that picture…

  • Interesting picturePosted from campus

    Just not very funny.

  • HAHAHAHPosted from campus

    AHAHAHAHA

  • alumPosted from campus

    All this cover says to me is that a good portion of the student body is woefully out of touch with the rest of New York (not to mention humor).

    I guess I shouldn’t be so surprised — the last class to have been in New York on Sept. 11 graduated three years ago. Stuff like this cover can pass for funny and “ironic” when your memories of the day are based on what you watched from the protective shells of your high school (or even middle school) classrooms.

  • iscoe isPosted from campus

    from dc. which also got attacked.

  • 1231231231Posted from campus

    We need to clean this school of hipster bullshit and accept only the strongest, most aggressive, ibanker-minded applicants.

  • i grew up in ny andPosted from campus

    i don’t find this offensive. grow up.

  • cc09

    thank goodness for david iscoe.

  • truthPosted from campus

    True meaning behind the cover: The WTC is an iceberg: 85% of the building is underground.

  • ...Posted from campus

    I presume people who work for the Jester didn’t lose loved ones on 9/11.

    • maybe soPosted from campus

      but what the fuck do you know about it anyway? if the joke is funny, it’s funny, regardless of who came up with it; if it’s offensive, it’s offensive. the idea that you need your own badge of personal suffering to be permitted to make jokes is bullshit identity politics of the worst kind. pull your head out of your ass.

    • wrong againPosted from campus

      I did, and, as you might see above, I find this cover funny.

      But then again lumping “9/11 victims” into some sort of action group always pissed me off. Why would you assume every family member/loved one of a victim would react “as one” to some perceived offense?

      Grow up.

  • Viva la Jester!Posted from campus

    Lighten up, guys. 9/11 and the Titanic were tragedies. The theme of the issue is tragedy. And because the Jester is a HUMOR magazine, they found a way to depict tragedy in a humorous manner.

    • yeah

      except this cover just isnt funny.

      i find jokes about 9/11 funny, and i find jokes about the titanic funny. hell, i even find jokes about the assassinations of jfk, mlk, and benazir bhutto funny.

      but this cover isnt funny.

      • The King of SpainPosted from campus

        Perhaps you should read the issue as well… instead of pretending to cram all the material you missed while working on the Fed…

        • alexwPosted from campus

          All the jokes in this issue are located on the cover. AS THE LAYOUT EDITOR YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.

  • Sprinkles

    Humour can be a good way of coping with tragedy. Trust me, I’m Jewish…

  • omgPosted from campus

    CONSPIRACY….world TRADE center. TITANIC — titanic was a ship. TRADE used to happen because of ships. THE GOVERNMENT DID NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS. dont be a fool! titanic = world trade center = government secrets. both were inside jobs!!!

  • ANTI-AUSTIN MITCHELLPosted from campus

    FUCK AUSTIN MITCHELL THIS COVER IS OFFENSIVE I HOPE SOMEONE FLIES A PLANE INTO HIM

    • yeahPosted from campus

      I hope someone flies a plane into your mom. They could, too, it’s like a hangar down there.

  • Bwog ReaderPosted from campus

    Hello Bwog editors, the quality of Bwog articles have gone down significantly recently. Tyeisha Chavis for Senior Wisdom?!?! I don’t know how that could have happened.

    Can we have some nice, unassuming people?!?! Lets start with Janusz Kesek or Todd Spitz please…

  • anti-rjtPosted from campus

    Rob Trump was an inside job.

  • CPDPosted from campus

    I’ll like an inside job from rob trump.

  • EhhhPosted from campus

    I usually like the Jester, but I never like this sort of use of 9/11 imagery.

  • new yorkerPosted from campus

    Yeah. Just not funny. Not even a question of taste or “too soon.” Just not witty enough to be funny. I mean, who hears “Titanic crashing into WTC” and thinks, “comic gold!” But then again, it’s Jester, so we don’t expect much. It could have been worse, though–they could have decided to sail the Hindenburg into Auschwitz. That would have been hiLARious.

  • yeahPosted from campus

    The Jester kicks ass

  • thatPosted from campus

    would not be funny at all. Nothing crashed into auschwitz. The whole point is that the titanic crashed into something, and planes crashed into wtc…combining them is not only absurd, but a supertragedy with a witty connection between the prinipal players…hence the comedy. Hindenburg into auschwitz would just be lame, combining two tragedies without a witty connection. So yeah, it would be worse than I guess.

    • Helmut Dorque

      I thought the “witty connection” was that the exploding zeppelin would have burned down the camp’s furnaces, which were themselves meant for burning prisoners.

  • oopsPosted from campus

    then… Not than

  • Peter Fucking SchampPosted from campus

    Damn, these comments are funnier than the cover. If you guys were in the room when we came up with this I guarantee you wouldn’t be having this much of a debate. That’s all I’ll say.

  • ThisPosted from campus

    is not funny. I guess no one on the Jester lost anyone on the Titanic.

    • katwillPosted from campus

      At least we don’t have enough money to print the poster-sized version. Those HIV+ orphans were terrifying.

  • alexwPosted from campus

    Back cover is Lee Harvey Oswald sniping Nancy Kerrigan in the leg.

    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • The King of SpainPosted from campus

    I hope you guys realize this isn’t a joke. Will Dizard really thinks this is how it happened.

  • PublishbotPosted from campus

    The mechanics of hurling the Titanic into those buildings would be beyond the capabilities of any terrorist organization, and besides that the Titanic seems to be much larger than it actually was. Clearly the Jester lacks sound science.

  • So..Posted from campus

    who laughs at the cover?

    a) people with no taste for jokes
    b) people who don’t care about the tragedy
    c) people who want to pretend they’re cool by laughing
    d) a combination or all of the above.

    Seriously, maybe the mag shouldn’t be Jester, but Bad Taste Cooking Recipes. It’s so not funny, I consciously decided not to laugh..Maybe the tragedy is how un-funny this is!

    • YeahPosted from campus

      I couldn’t agree more. Although I don’t need to consciously decide not to laugh at the Jester, it just happens naturally.

    • so...

      You were about to laugh, then made a “conscious” effort not to? Sounds kind of like when I’m watching Arrested Development in Butler. Wait a second…you DO think the Jester is funny! Or b), you don’t care about large ships crashing into larger buildings.

  • David RemnickPosted from campus

    DAMN IT, this was going to be the New Yorker cover next week!

    Fuck you all.

  • David RemnickPosted from campus

    ATTN: Austin Mitchell.

    Draw our cover.

  • mec

    I support the jester simply for provoking such hilarious bwog comments

  • Westside MARketPosted from campus

    NICE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THEM

    • Alexei NovshinskiPosted from campus

      It should be known that the Jester is also an advertising firm of the highest degree.

  • lamePosted from campus

    disease.

  • AnonymousPosted from campus

    yo, not anti-rjt. don’t steal my name or i will cuddle your first born after i axe murder it.

    yeah, i went too soon, biatch.

  • katwillPosted from campus

    Paper copies of this TRAGEDY are now available in a bathroom stall near you!

  • hahahahahaPosted from campus

    great cover!

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