If you don’t, he will hold you up at gunpoint in front of Morton one of these days. 

Of course art won’t scandalize the average fallen Wall Streeter. Take him to Hooters if you really want to offend his conservative values. 

College Dems stick it to a secretary in Albany who has no idea what they’re talking about.

Sadly, CQA probably won’t have time to send the Dems a thank you note, what with the emissaries from far away lands they will be entertaining.