Barnard cowgirls and uh, cowgirls, will be treated to a host of Wild West-themed free food and fun today, available for whole campus. Today’s Spirit Day includes free Krispy Kreme donuts in all Barnard dorms, followed by the third consecutive day of BBQ in a row at Lehman Lawn. The Nexus will finally be named during “Celebrity Scoops” at 3, when deans give out ice cream to students. There’s also a class carnival beginning at 7:30.

The posters encourage you to saddle up and see how the Upper West Side was won. Yee-haw, etc.