40 CommentsAs mentioned last night, tonight sees the newest tradition on this fair campus: the Spring Pillow Fight. Bring your finest goose down, and hope a quill doesn’t stick you in the eye.
If hitting people without reprecussions is not your cup o’ tea, then you can vent your frustrations verbally by participating in the Primal Scream. The rules, reprinted:
- If your clock’s not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly.
- At midnight, open your window or go outside.
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. Loudly. - Keep it short. If you’re still screaming past 12:04, you’re a tool. Just stop.
. Loudly. Make yourselves heard.
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@Adam I’m going to call the cops with a noise complaint in advance
@Adam except that I’m too late. damn
@Retarted In England it might refer to one resuming being a whore or slut after a period of inactivity.
@ugh I hoped Columbia students were intelligent/aware enough NOT to use retarded when they mean stupid. grow up people
@Butler Lawn is a fuking mess.
@Also megaporn.com
@This was an absolutely brilliant comment
@and that was supposed to be in response to number 17
@spectator Dude, I saw someone get mad fucked up, blood dripping down his chin and everything.
@no senior fund for me 1. I am now more unique than 90% of the senior class. Sheep.
2. Primal scream is retarted, and a symptom of why I didn’t donate. This isn’t a real tradition, at the very least not one unique to CU, as many other schools do it. Really, one of our only traditions is that we scream out of a window because we have tests, something all college students have? What are we, in fucking preschool?
Thankfully, I’m willing to bet Prez Bo fazes out this tradition as lame as it is–ask yourselves why we no longer have naked run. I for one won’t be sad to see this tradition go.
@Anonymous WOWWWWWWW
YOU ARE SO COOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
@hey there retarded, not retarted. you didn’t make another tart…or whatever retarted would be, if it were a real word.
@spell check ‘retarted’ is ACTUALLY spelled ‘retarded.’ i won’t even delve into the irony of your misspelling.
and then ‘fazed’ is ACTUALLY spelled ‘phased.’ amazing the things we learn at college. or fourth grade.
good night.
@boo dat shit was wwack
@hmmm didn’t sound as loud as last semester, at least from my apt….felt good though!
@... and “YOUR” clearly an idiot.
@I need sleep What do you call it when math majors all primal scream together?
Composite scream!
@primal scream If these retards were actually stressed about finals, they would keep studying their asses off instead of wasting time screaming out the window.
@YOUR clearly a douche bag.
@BIG ANNOUNCEMENT GUYS: post 20 is…
LVP ’09!!!!!! CONGRATS YOU TOOL!
@finals always bring about excess horniness. we all get off to a nice long intellectual study session.
@Num4 I show anger when something pisses me off rather than reply with some passive-aggressive comment. Don’t assume finals make me bitter -jackasses make me bitter. I’ll take your “ball therapy” advice as code for maturbation, pervert. How nice of #10 to supply you with some material!
@yeah you sound like a supremely intelligent person. Legacy?
@clearly everyone who has ever masturbated is a pervert
(How do you still get the Columbia Crown while posting from Falwell U?)
@bwog! where’s the second senior widsom for today? we had two yesterday. i need to procrastinate more.
@bwog the pillow fight is a pretty old tradition, I think
@If you're not sure... why the fuck are you calling them out on it? If that’s an old tradition, you must be ancient. Dumbass.
@??? Are you going to be alright man? I know it’s hard not to be bitter when you can’t keep up with the intellectual curve, but you should chill out. Alice has balls – go grab one.
@actually the pillow fight started in 2006.
@nope Fail. It was started in 2006… http://bwog.net/publicate/index.php?page=post&article_id=1511
@geez y’all need to beat off or something, chill the fuck out on grammar contests.
@great success Allah said porn was good, and you shall receive.
http://youporn.com/
http://www.pornotube.com/
http://www.redtube.com/
http://xhamster.com/
http://www.empflix.com/
http://www.tnaflix.com/
http://www.lemonparty.org/
@now this now this is interesting
is bwog pro or anti porn?
I guess we will see
@wtf wtf?
@dude first link, not cool. Don’t make this site into the festering black hole of the internet.
the others, I approve!
@sooo you dont approve of youporn but are perfectly happy masturbating to lemon party? i’m not sure i trust your porn judgement
@i think you forgot badjojo.com
xvideos.com
pornhub.com
@bwog, now arbiter of tooldom.
@You realize... …that Senior Wisdom has been around for years now, correct?
@damn that is a cool painting