Thanks to an anonymous tipster, Bwog brings you the latest update from Public Safety: room keys lie scattered on the curb of Amsterdam. Is yours among them? (Cue suspenseful music.)
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Sep 23, 2009 
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Thanks to an anonymous tipster, Bwog brings you the latest update from Public Safety: room keys lie scattered on the curb of Amsterdam. Is yours among them? (Cue suspenseful music.)
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25 Comments
@westboro was totally awesome today. oh God what a ridiculous group of people. started a bit late though. wtf is a bitch burger?
@pretty sure these are the garbage keys rendered useless by some dorms’ switch from ving to cuid swiping.
@agreed surprised that 23 comments went by without anybody coming to that conclusion!
@Housing says: We now need to reconfigure all of your locks. That’ll be $50 each, please. Expect your lock to be changed at the most inconvenient and random time imaginable.
@Yes it's real The Westboro Baptist Church is coming tomorrow – just google their schedule for their reasoning. It’s 1:15-2:00p.
@sooo counter-protest anyone?
@more like group gay/lesbian makeout circle anyone?
@yes I would totally support that!
@will... columbia housing have to charge itself eight gajillion dollars in lost key fines?
@bwog! I saw this this morning and took a picture on my cell and was going to text it to you but then realized i had no idea what bwog’s phone number is. what’s your phone number, bwog? yeah, that’s right, i want to date you. but seriously, where can we send text message updates? much more efficient than email ones.
@Anish Most phones allow you to send SMS messages to email addresses. Try texting us at tips@bwog.net
@Anish Or, yes, even MMS messages.
@Anonymous As for success…
Sometimes, the key is in the gutter.
@jim downie jim downie sucks. and is ugly
@why does jim downie suck?!
@whoever posted this... strong insult… are you aware? brah?
@2150 i think i see mine!! hahaha
@heads up a friend of mine just let me know that the westboro baptist church (aka “god hates ____ (insert anything here)”) will be “protesting” at JTS tomorrow…
@aroydee Is that for real? Is this the Fred Phelps clan? The ones who picket funerals and spread hate wherever they go? What are they coming for?
@wow... I’d never heard of this group before….i’m caught between laughing and crying while perusing their website
@im sorry but WHAT? have you been living under a rock??
@more like in a haze
@question Why do different areas of campus fall under different security operations? For example why do West Campus dorms like Schapiro have contract security guards while the campus itself has CUPS people?
@Alum Columbia’s contract with the union that represents security officers specifies where they can be assigned and where they can’t. I think their assignments are limited to on-campus locations and Baker Field, but I’m not sure of that.
@FAIL FAIL