Ornithology Apprentice Eliza Shapiro insists that Hawkmadinejad has returned to campus.
We, for one, welcome the return of the talon-wielding overlord.
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Nov 08, 2009 
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Ornithology Apprentice Eliza Shapiro insists that Hawkmadinejad has returned to campus.
We, for one, welcome the return of the talon-wielding overlord.
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@AAHHHHHH Not only am I consumed by fear, but I am also helplessly smitten with Hawkma’s devilish wit!
http://twitter.com/hawkma
@HAWKMERICA FUCK YEAH
@Matt Groening This post is almost as big a victory for me as it is those hawkish Iranians.
@YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
@yeah, he was tearing apart a pidgeon in front of John Jay today… pretty cool shit.
@Oh he is back and he bombarded me with a decapitated pigeon on Halloween. There I am, peacefully enjoying a picnic with some friends in Morningside Park when BAM! a headless pigeon falls from the sky and misses my head by mere inches. I jump up screaming, full of thoughts about bad Halloween omens, when I look up into the tree and see him there, leering at me. Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.
@Watcher in the Water He ate a pigeon. There are feathers strewn all over the walkway. Death and blight consume the world.