@Which bitch would you all rather marry? A) An average-looking Columbia girl with lots of family money but always bitching about how guys in finance/law/medicine ruin the world and hipsters are awesome.
B) A well-dressed, softspoken, sweet and cute rich Harvard girl but due to her social status, a longterm committed relationship with her is risky and you could get hurt — BIGTIME.
C) A HOTTTT and smart sorority chick from Cornell and you guys have a hott and intense 3 year relationship before she commits suicide on the 4th year and you will no longer have her anymore.
@question mark question: i wanna ask out this chick before this semester ends….should i buy her a pink scooter to surprise her or what? i figured our first date could be trying to ride the damn thing around upper west side. do girls actually find this shit \cute\?
@Why I now know Columbia sucks... JUST LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF “THUMBS-DOWNS” on the clearly-jokingly posts on here. Is everyone here so godamnn uptight about shit?! Where are all your sense of humors?
Godamnn! Go out for a while! Swing your arms around! Punch some people on the train then run off. Feel good for once!
SHIT! LOL LOL. PAKISTANI CAB DRIVERS. SHITDICK. ANAL SEX. DICK CHENEY. AL GORE. LEBRON. JC PENNY. NORDSTROM. ABERCROMBIE & FITCH. PIZZA HUT. COLUMBIA’S FORMER AFRICAN AMERICAN BASKETBALL COACH. PUMPKIN PIE. DUNKIN DONUTS. FUCK.
@YO BWOG YO BWOG (pretend im yelling in the tone of a black man yelling “YO DAWG!”):
I got some sweet motherfuckin pictures I take on a regular basis – absolute crazy shit around Manhattan like a fuckin’ Pakistani cab driver. The good shit you know? Don’t even need proper English to effectively convey it’s meaning, but the humor can still take you places – just like a fuckin’ Pakistani cab driver.
How do I join blog so that I can post pictures up like this? My captions would be killers.
Sincerely,
Curious but Bwog-challenged Male Photographer
@hm Yea lol wtf do you want your own column or something bro? Go talk to the spec those guys r desperate
Ps: did you know that you only need to type one word of your captcha (the less nonsensical one)? The other word is for you to decode like a robot for the recaptcha service to convert images of old books into text.
@actually Latex suit + leather gloves + black leather belt + black leather mask + black studded chain + leather whip + official NYPD handcuffs + pink scooter from Book Culture + Barnard girl = one hell of a BDSM session and one AWESOME orgasm!
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@Which bitch would you all rather marry? A) An average-looking Columbia girl with lots of family money but always bitching about how guys in finance/law/medicine ruin the world and hipsters are awesome.
B) A well-dressed, softspoken, sweet and cute rich Harvard girl but due to her social status, a longterm committed relationship with her is risky and you could get hurt — BIGTIME.
C) A HOTTTT and smart sorority chick from Cornell and you guys have a hott and intense 3 year relationship before she commits suicide on the 4th year and you will no longer have her anymore.
@question mark question: i wanna ask out this chick before this semester ends….should i buy her a pink scooter to surprise her or what? i figured our first date could be trying to ride the damn thing around upper west side. do girls actually find this shit \cute\?
@Anonymous i want to ask out jenny vallancourt. still think she’s the cutest thing ever
@Why I now know Columbia sucks... JUST LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF “THUMBS-DOWNS” on the clearly-jokingly posts on here. Is everyone here so godamnn uptight about shit?! Where are all your sense of humors?
Godamnn! Go out for a while! Swing your arms around! Punch some people on the train then run off. Feel good for once!
SHIT! LOL LOL. PAKISTANI CAB DRIVERS. SHITDICK. ANAL SEX. DICK CHENEY. AL GORE. LEBRON. JC PENNY. NORDSTROM. ABERCROMBIE & FITCH. PIZZA HUT. COLUMBIA’S FORMER AFRICAN AMERICAN BASKETBALL COACH. PUMPKIN PIE. DUNKIN DONUTS. FUCK.
there, feel better? let loose bitches!
@YO BWOG YO BWOG (pretend im yelling in the tone of a black man yelling “YO DAWG!”):
I got some sweet motherfuckin pictures I take on a regular basis – absolute crazy shit around Manhattan like a fuckin’ Pakistani cab driver. The good shit you know? Don’t even need proper English to effectively convey it’s meaning, but the humor can still take you places – just like a fuckin’ Pakistani cab driver.
How do I join blog so that I can post pictures up like this? My captions would be killers.
Sincerely,
Curious but Bwog-challenged Male Photographer
@huh The amount of entitlement dripping off of this post is astounding.
@hm Yea lol wtf do you want your own column or something bro? Go talk to the spec those guys r desperate
Ps: did you know that you only need to type one word of your captcha (the less nonsensical one)? The other word is for you to decode like a robot for the recaptcha service to convert images of old books into text.
@GOING TO BED Going to bed soon. Any hot bitches wanna smoke some weed, grab a quick bite at Pinnacle, then fuck each other silly inside of a taxi?
@Hooah Hans, you’re a beast. Site looks great and these like buttons are awesome. Bwog, I’m going to miss you this summer.
@Well Thank God for this!
@yes MAN I JUST REALIZED I LIKE BARNARD GIRLS. DAMN, I DEF AM GOING TO BANG ONE INB4 I GRADUATE THIS PLACE DAYUMN SON
ps: my recaptcha is “Batt, woofruff”. Much symbolisms for my future, no?
@word son. how about banging a barnard girl on a pink scooter?
@actually Latex suit + leather gloves + black leather belt + black leather mask + black studded chain + leather whip + official NYPD handcuffs + pink scooter from Book Culture + Barnard girl = one hell of a BDSM session and one AWESOME orgasm!
@Anonymous what are pink scooters?
@Anonymous Pink? I wanted chartreuse!
@I'm not gonna lie.. ..but I had to wiki that color..
@HOLY MOLY I just got a GREAT new way of making a profitable advertising program!!
@Stem SUCCESS
@Anonymous I suddenly really want a pink scooter.
@Anonymous what?