The PE Requirement is sometimes maligned as unfitting of Ivy League scholars, unfair to the ‘nonathletic’ and even downright unexplainable, a la the swim test. However, Bwog knows the true value of hitting the gym every now and then. Rather than one more unfair burden on the backs of the bright-eyed leaders of tomorrow, the PE Requirement is really a fantastic opportunity for growth! Conor Skelding tells us why.
The gym requirement is composed of two semesters of classes offered by the Physical Education Department. Without demanding too much time commitment, the P.E. requirement can be helpful beyond the extra credit you need to graduate.
Firstly, P.E. courses help to keep the non-athlete majority of us in some semblance of shape. Gym classes are a great way to get in a minimum number of workouts per week. And the benefits of staying in shape are legion! When I work out I feel better and my problems are less immediate. If I take a gym break rather than an internet break from studying and then return to my work, I return refocused and with new perspective. Also, when in shape I feel better and want to work out more, and when I work out more I keep off college weight. John Jay, you cannot touch me!
Moreover, like Napoleon Dynamite said, “girls like guys with skills.” Heteronormativity aside, this is true. I think. But I know gym classes can teach you new skills! How awesome is it that the opportunity exists to try rowing, judo or even scuba diving? Gym classes provide a venue for learning new things and truly broadening oneself. Who knows—you could be a natural sailor. So why not try it?
Also, one of the (ostensible) purposes of the Core is to produce well-rounded Columbians who can do all sorts of things. In that vein, the PE requirement is truly in line with the Core. As Juvenal wrote, we should aim for a mens sana in corpore sano. And anyone can attain that balance with work. You’re here, so (chances are) you’re capable scholastically. But are you comfortable with your physical abilities? Gym classes, in providing a break from graded class, provide a genuine “go ahead and try it” atmosphere. You can meet like-minded people and make new friends. You can find a workout buddy! You can have fun!
Also, taking gym classes gets you credits. Credits let you graduate. You can get up to four points of credit for gym classes, one point each term. That’s all of the above benefits plus scholastic benefits. Let’s face it, chances are that you can spare two hours a week from Facebook to get to Dodge, and it is a certainty that you’ll be all the better for it. When I see people simply sign in to my gym class and leave everyday, I feel bad. They’re seeing as burdensome something that is truly improving. Instead of slogging through PE, treat it as a gift.
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17 Comments
@anonymous i love you, conor!!
@Anonymous i think you’re all harping on the fact that this piece is “bad writing” in order to avoid the truth; which is, the majority of you commenting on here PROBABLY need a workout more than the average person. get to steppin’ fatties
@Misunderstood Classicist Juvenal was also being completely sarcastic when he said ‘mens sana’ ktl.
Colin Creevey, go back to Hogwarts with your camera.
@Anonymous He’s also a freshman–I don’t think he has the necessary qualifications to write a post like this.
@Wow This sounds like it was written by a freshman in high school, tour guide who has been brainwashed about the Core, and a overly bubbly RA all at the same time! I didn’t know people still quoted Napoleon Dynamite.
1 credit/class is NOT a reason to take PE. If you need PE credits to get to your 124/128 point total, then you are not making the most of your education. 15 pts/semester + however many AP credits you came in with > 124.
I can think of a reason to not take sailing… You run into winter in either semester.
Reason #1: GET JACKED
@Chubby I am… too… winded to object…
@alum I will I have taken more PE. When else do you get the chance to take yoga, pilates, squash, etc. classes for free? (I know we pay tuition, but we pay a flat rate tuition so it’s effectively free)
@Anonymous $40,000 “flat rate” is hardly “free.”
There’s also student life fees.
@alum You pay $40,000 and student life fees regardless of whether you take PE or not. So why not take advantage of this and learn a new sport or try out yoga?
@yeah this is quite horribly written, bwog. i mean seriously – the quality of the writing on here is a vestige of yesteryear
@Persius More like “men’s sauna.”
@historian Juvenal was the freakiest of the poets.
@COPY EDIT “Though not a lot of time these two term can many things to many people.”
…umm…what?
@... yeah proofreading might help
@More copy edit I stopped reading at “The gym requirement is comprised of two semesters of classes offered by the Physical Education Department.” Nothing is ever “comprised of” anything else.
@Hannah True that! Good catch. We changed “comprised of” to “composed of.” Everyone makes mistakes!
@More copy edit Thanks Bwog. This makes me love you even more!