50 CommentsThis just in from an anonymous tipster:
hey bwog,
just wanted to let you know that at 4:20 pm, I bought the last case of four loko from Crack Del. I checked with the cashier and he confirmed that I got the last ones. it’s the end of an era.
Good night, and good luck.
Update, 6:30: Well, we spoke too soon. A Bwogger just saw “cases and cases” of this sweet elixir being unloaded from a blue truck and carried into HamDel CrackDel. And we live on to fight another day.
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@EW BARNARD SUCKS
@wait how does the track button work
@arparp It’s probably the new formula sans caffeine, suckers.
@No more 4loko guys I’m selling, $10 a can.
@ryan IS THIS CLEVER ENOUGH FOR YOU?
@ryan PS, Eliza just admitted to me that she’s a huge nerd.
@ryan GONNA DELETE THIS ONE? ARE YA?
@Sexual harassment panda loves ryan
@Eliza Ryan, love ya, try again tomorrow! I know you have a favorite-worthy comment in you!
@ryan :{ <—- mustache
@.... get a room you two
@ryan hi Eliza! thanks!
@Anonymous but english doesn’t have cases!
/badjoke
@Anonymous It does occasionally. Like he and him? Maybe that’s off-base I’m not an English grammar expert.
@language nerd no no you’re right! she/her/hers and he/him/his (also I/me/mine, and the other person pronouns) are emaciated remnants of a case system in english, but we’re talking serious ancient fossils.
pronouns are a pretty resilient grammatical category (that said, english did lose it’s 2nd person plural, so not TOO resilient…) which is presumably why case was preserved there but fell away everywhere else in the language.
so yes, english has some case…so i supposed that what i meant is that it doesn’t have a case SYSTEM. :)
@LIES I just went to HamDel. Either I didn’t know where to look, or there was no 4Loko
@you are an idiot
@Bro. Crakdel and hamdel are not the same place. Bro.
@4/20 Bacchanal movie screening!!!!
@Hipsters Anonymous I just want to note that I got the last 9 Four Lokos at Crack Del. RIP Four Loko. Time to stock up at Bahama Bodega and take a mini trip to Harlem. Stock up for the armageddon…
@Anonymous I gotta case last night
@And I got a book on English grammar last night. You should check it out.
@Anonymous If so, you would know that you should never begin a sentence with “and.”
@Anonymous really? you have nothing better to do than to correct the grammar of an anonymous commenter?
@incomplete sentence “really?” that doesn’t qualify as a well-formed sentence.
@Anonymous First letter of any sentence should be capitalized.
@For example: Fuck you. Perfectly grammatical.
@What's up with the philly cheese steak from crack deli? When are they going to fix that frieken grill?
@Ya Wtf, i’ve asked them so many times!
@Best Article Title Ever.
@I call bullshit. They were trying to say these were the last 4lokos weeks ago. Don’t think they haven’t overstocked – they know then can sell every one they buy.
@Jigsaw yes, lets play a game
@Lady Gaga how about a love game instead?
@Old Gregg Love Games?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydr8a3UHUy4
@How about Connect Four?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUkCPPJ1CNw
@Chuck Norris won a game of connect four in three moves.
MANGINA WONDERBREAD WIZARD.
@Anonymous omg that is messed up
@Click it! I recently discovered the Track button and am enjoying myself immensely. The four posts above mine were all written by one person! Ahhhh!
@Roughly 6 inches... is the size of 1/2 of a subway
@A Rough Six Inches Do you want to play?
@idk.. they told me i got the last one too.
@wait whaaa Crack deli guy said I got the last case! What the hell is going on?
@Anonymous That’s a fitting time.
@Anonymous Bahamas bodega on Lasalle and Broadway is still stocked to the brim
@Anonymous Went last night, they’re out too.
@Anonymous NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
@Every time I see... Every time I see “anonymous tipster” I misinterpret it as “anonymous hipster”
@Hipsters Anonymous Columbia should have a chapter. God damn NYU infecting all of us.
@Van Owen Hipsters exist only to give the rest of the world something to point their fingers at and laugh. Plaid is so damn 1991. Tight pants aren’t cool anymore, and where are all the true thugs? Damn, Kayne West doesn’t scare me at all, but every member of the Wu-Tang could smash you with just a glance. The world is getting soft. I tip my Four Loko to your memory cruel world. Hipsters are douching it up one pair of Ray-Bans at a time.
@The whole reason The whole reason Columbia is in this debacle is because they banned four loko. It was the cornerstone of the Columbia society. Now, this society is crumbling…