Your Name Here
The Northwest Corner Building needs a new name. Seriously (“this location of Joe will also soon offer beer and wine”), we can’t just wait around for somebody to donate enough money to change it – we need to take action. So Bwog calls upon you, brave readers, to generate a witticism of the highest order and leave it in the comments! We’ll put the best ones in our poll and then you will have played a part in making something a thing.
How are the floors numbered? As long as there's a fourth floor...
Cause there's a Physics lab connected to it
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Science_facility
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Physics_lab
Now, all we have to do is BC rush Princeton and we win.
receiving financial aid doesn't necessarily mean you're poor.
Lose "the." It's cleaner.
I've been calling that building a "cheesegrater" ever since they put up those unsightly panels on the outside. Here-Here!
"I will not adopt the Lioness-on-a-Cheesegrater Position!"
Which is funny because a longer official name also works: 2ACU, for Air Conditioning Unit At Columbia University.
We can call it "proof this school has too much money"
or wait, wait, why not: "why financial aid isn't better" Or maybe that can be the name for the top 8 stories that.
I swear I'm not bitter, NoCo sounds cool.
Do we seriously need more buildings that only have coffee shops in them (as far as food/beverages go)? I mean, coffee is nice and all, but when my ass is hungry, I want FOOD OPTIONS on campus. And I don't just mean a scone or something.
You can use the new 120th street entrance to head down that deli down there somewhere.
the vag needs a friend on campus - plus i really want to call something "the peen."
Poopin' (Pupin) and Peeing? Scoopin' and Poopin'?
the "Ween." it will follow in the same vein (sorry) of Shapiro and Claremont, with both a res hall and a classroom building.
"The Wein" so that instead of spellingfail, people are just guilty of misdirection.
somehow my suggestion didn't make it into the poll. WE WAS ROBBED.
The Terrarium
You know, where you can see all the engineers in their natural habitat.
the office of the corporate board (EIC, ME, publisher) at Spec is the panopticon too…
as in freud's id... for Interdisciplinary science. Or the ID or ID Building as in CU ID
ehm....let's see.
N
orthwest
I
nterdisci
PL
inary building
........et voila!
It's okay But and Vadge, you've got company.
okay, but can you get your hand out of your underwear?
Just "NewScience" one word, simple straight forward.
if not, I am going to second NIP as mentioned from above.
Dear non-science/engineering majors,
Please don't come to science/engineering library. Go to library of your major or Butler. We don't want to wait in line to use kick-ass win7 computers because of you guys.
the geology majors don't know what they've got, in Scherm. it's so quaint and pretty.
Oh, we know. And we love it. We also all think our department is the best thing ever.
geology majors are parasites living in psychology building
Isn't there a quotation above the entrance to Schermerhorn that makes reference to the Earth? Now I remember it: "Speak to the Earth and it shall teach ye... " So perhaps they, and not you, were in fact the originally intended residents.
It was the biology building til they got relocated.
Not as such; it's part of the Department of Earth and Environment Science. One graduates it with either a degree in earth science or in environmental science (or both, if you're particularly ambitious).
the Airvent. that's always what i think of when i pass by.
I will call it "the nip" or "niple" (pronounced nipple...)
so vote up on those.
booo lets call it the burrow, or Grimmauld place, godric's hollow, little whinging or you could stop being five years old.
It is way too expensive to be the Burrow and is not nearly sketchy enough to be Grimmauld Place. Godric's Hollow and Little Whinging are both towns, not buildings. Your argument is invalid.
someone did pay money to name it. everyone knows this building was made possible by a generous donation from Mr. and Mrs. Northwest Corner
You could name it after me. Maybe then I'd come to your damn graduation.
Uris 2, because that's exactly what the building will be in 10 years. At least its not as putrid as the Diana Center
the leonard c bollinger center for kids who can't times good and wanna do other stuff good too.
Office Max.
I thought when it was finished it would look less like a giant advertisement for staples and other assorted metal office-ware, but alas...I was wrong.
The When We Used Eminent Domain to Seize Land for Our Private Institution, We Built a Huge Building On The Last Vacant Lot On Campus So That We Didn't Look Greedy Memorial Tower
GLASS
(Giant Laboratory And Science Skyscraper)
"where's that new science class?"
"Oh, it's in Glass"
"Great, I've always wanted to take a Glass Class! What does the building look like?"
"It's made of glass."
"Fantastic! That's so easy to remember!"
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