33 CommentsDear Class of 2016: We hear you’re going to the zoo tomorrow. And because we know things can get pretty wild at the zoo (especially when they have a DJ “mixing tunes”) we want to make sure that you stay safe before, during, and after your encounter with the wild side. Below are all the spots on campus where you can find all the condoms you could possibly desire or require.
Good luck!
Love, Bwog
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@Baby Roulette I have poked holes in random ones around campus! Have fun!
@Anonymous do they deliver?
@Anonymous Yep. Currently LifeStyles XL are available, but trojan condoms are coming to campus later this semester.
@Ok, but for seriously... Do they have different sized condoms? Or is this a one-size-fits-all deal, because I’m not saying but I’m just saying, I’ve only ever used Magnum XLs.
@Ok, but for seriously... I see you, down-thumbers. All y’all just jealous, it was a totally valid question. Big bubba ain’t gon’ fit into no regular sized gown.
@Anonymous what about female condoms?
@Anonymous you mean the anus?
@alex those are at well woman, there are equal # of male and female condoms on campus
@Alice! Female condoms are available from Columbia Health in three locations. Alice! (Wien Hall ground floor), Medical Services (John Jay fourth floor), and Sexual Violence Response (Lerner Hall third floor). Dental dams are also available in these locations.
@Anonymous dental dams? cheeeeck. been looking for these.
@Jk Too late, I already flagged 5 feedbags with my awesome, agile, and amazing cum…
@Anonymous She gloves you, yeah yeah yeah
She gloves you, yeah yeah yeah
She gloves you, yeah yeah yeah yeah
You think you’ve lost your glove
Well, I saw her yesterday
It’s you she’s thinking of
And she told me what to say
She says she gloves you
And you know that can’t be bad
Yes, she gloves you
And you know you should be glad
She said you hurt her so
She almost lost her mind
But now she says she knows
You’re not the hurting kind
She says she gloves you
And you know that can’t be bad
Yes, she gloves you
And you know you should be glad, ooh!
She gloves you, yeah yeah yeah
She gloves you, yeah yeah yeah
With a glove like that
You know you should be glad
You know it’s up to you
I think it’s only fair
Pride can hurt you too
Apologize to her
Because she gloves you
And you know that can’t be bad
She gloves you
And you know you should be glad, ooh!
She gloves you, yeah yeah yeah
She gloves you, yeah yeah yeah
With a glove like that
You know you should be gladgglove
With a glove like that
You know you should be glad
With a glove like that
You know you should, be glad!
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
@Anonymous Have you seen the interactive map from Alice!?http://health.columbia.edu/services/alice/sexual-health Each listing includes the hours, safer sex options by location, and specific spot in the building. More locations are being confirmed and will then be added to the map soon. Send any location suggestions to alice@columbia.edu
@note that ~*~*track button*~*~
@Alice! Alice! Health Promotion, part of Columbia Health, now offers an interactive map to help students locate safer sex supplies. Each listing includes hours, types of safer sex supplies, and more. The map will be expanded as new locations are confirmed and added. Feel free to send locations to alice@columbia.edu After we verify the information we can add it to the map. http://health.columbia.edu/services/alice/sexual-health
@Anonymous glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove.
There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done.
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It’s easy.
There’s nothing you can make that can’t be made.
No one you can save that can’t be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you
in time – It’s easy.
All you need is glove, all you need is glove,
All you need is glove, glove, glove is all you need.
glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove.
All you need is glove, all you need is glove,
All you need is glove, glove, glove is all you need.
There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known.
Nothing you can see that isn’t shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be.
It’s easy.
All you need is glove, all you need is glove,
All you need is glove, glove, glove is all you need.
All you need is glove (all together now)
All you need is glove (everybody)
All you need is glove, glove, glove is all you need.
@Anonymous hey, they are less than 21.
@hipster whore condoms are soo yesterday
@Anonymous have fun with aids
@Hey hey hey! No glove, no love.
@ugh * your
ps. sucks to undermine my own old-man-musings with grammatical mistakes
@Anonymous Just because you bought a ticket doesn’t mean you get to go on the ride.
@Harmony Hunter Can anyone tell me where to find Harmony? I heard they’ve got strawberry flavored condoms there.
@Anonymous also some in office of residential programs (lerner 5)
@Anonymous This map has saved me before and will hopefully save many a person again from horniness and babies! =)
@Barnard $5 a pop for subsidized morning after but they frown upon repeat customers
@Anonymous I heard you can’t get pregnant if you do it in the Butt but that chick I met in the stacks disagrees. Someone help!
@Anonymous it’s rare, but possible
@Haha Click to enlarge…
Ahem.
@Blasphemy There are no condoms in the middle east house. WE don’t have that phenomenon in the middle east.
@the downvotes must be from you youngins who don’t remember Ahmadinejad and don’t get the joke
Know you’re history kids, lest it repeat itself … by a petty dictator coming and getting a verbal spanking from the ‘Bo, and saying some pretty hilarious/ridiculous homophobic shit in the process
@Anonymous Indeed you are.
@Anonymous Funny stuff! But actually the Middle East House doesn’t have a condom supply. I’m not sure why it’s on here. And the house itself is no longer in Claremont.