Fact: Bwog’s life goal is to be on Cash Cab.

Alas, it was some else’s lucky day. At approximately 7:45pm last night, a tipster spotted the van of dreams outside of NoCo on 119th and Broadway. The Cash Cab has come ’round our fair hood before, but this is the closest we’ve vicariously gotten to the quiz show’s adorable host, Ben Bailey.

Don’t crush our dreams and tell us those unassuming contestants are pre-screened. And, just for the record, we’d totally take the video bonus. Go big or go home.

PS Apparently one of the production assistants (the one who gets to sit in the passenger seat with the camera) just graduated from CC. #jobsforhumanitiesmajors.