Halloween approacheth. Start brainstorming now because we will be holding our annual Halloween costume contest. Also, you don’t want descend into the sweaty bowels of Ricky’s two days before Hallow’s eve when the only costumes left are these cringe-inducing gems:
- Inspired by Monsters Inc.
- Go together like Peanut-butter and Jelly
- Subtlety
- Topical
- Shockingly witty
- Only VIPs can go beyond the sparklebar
- Sexy
- Bulging with charm
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@Anonymous I don’t know why, but the “One Size Fits MOST” on that One-Eyed Monster abomination is really cracking my shit up.
@Added Bonus... “GET WAISTED!”
lulz
@Rafael really sexy!
@people buy crap there? I say crap because that is what their selection has been since they opened. To put it another way, the sell crap