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Last night, Bwog readers overheard two magnificent examples of modest, Ivy League discourse. First, an anonymous artist’s failed attempt at translating peek-a-boo into performance art:
Overheard: ”How much could you see? Like, could you see my vagina? I’m not a slut! I’m endearing, right?”
Capital! And now for a little demonstration in modern chivalry:
guy1: found [name deleted]’s girlfriend on an anonymous online dating site looking for hook ups
guy2: what?! you serious? now what?
guy1: so a bunch of us signed up to flirt with her online. now we’re going to print out the chats and distribute it around campus. she has NO IDEA. he didn’t deserve this. PAYBACK TIME for a bro!
guy2: niiiiiiceeee!
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@i could really use some vagina right now
@bitches going crazy is my favorite tag on bwog
@Claire Mine too.
@haha claire you’re the best
@lalalala LALALA!!!
@#dat_tag More Mean Girls tags bwog. Every article. Do it.
@Anonymous What if it’s an open relationship?? And how do they know she’ll flirt back?? They seem pretty undesirable. So many questions.
@the job's already done. they even scheduled a meet up at a specific dorm….
if it was an open relationship, her boyfriend would not have authorized this…
“They seem pretty undesirable.” –> hahaha. im a guy so i can’t judge. do you know them?
@a mutual friend LA LA DI DAAAAA! …hehe :)%D%A%D%Ai find this entire debacle CUUUUTE.%D%A%D%A[name deleted] deserves waaaay better than her. ugh. %D%A%D%Aseas boys are nice, but they\\re smart. don\\t mess with them.%D%A%D
@i dont know who you are but you should prob quit posting on here.
you’re messing up the entire operation.
thanks for the cheer, girl, but please keep your damn mouth shut :P
this is serious.
@anon i second the “quit posting here” thing.
mostly for the apparent keyboard issues…
bUt WuT dO i n0 @NyW@yzz ?? LoL
@i agree with the frats thing, but none of the guys (or girl) involved are in the greek system…
@ban frats on campus! evidencing the misogyny/general lack of basic human empathy on the ground level of the ivory tower.
@Anonymous But Barnard recognized sororities!
(blech.)
@No way It restricts the douchebags to their own row, housing, and creepily incestuous social circle. Frats are wonderful.
Can you imagine how much worst the crowds at 1020, the Heights (we seceded Campo) if they didn’t have their incestuous parties every weekend? Jesus.
@is it just me? i love your usage of the word incestuous
@the scarlett letter this way, the whole campus knows and she will never be able to find a guy to screw again at columbia!
@the scarlett letter once a cheater, always a cheater…
remember guys.
@Anonymous because the guys at columbia are so desirable….
@Anonymous Just saying… [name deleted] would probably rather the whole campus /didn’t/ know that his girlfriend is cheating on him…
@Anonymous Naaaah. It’ll be mad chill!
@Also overheard last night: “That’s Butler Library where we, like, study.”
Dat Columbia admissions process.
@wait was it datemyschool?
@i'll answer that if you tell me who you are lol
@Anonymous I got soo much poon on that site.
@hey this isnt the fucking yellowpages site creators, gtfo.
this wasn’t on datemyschool. it was something else im not going to name or else it will compromise this operation/be seen as advertising.
@"operation" lolz grow up, children.
get a life while you’re at it.
@but you were all giggly and Lolling a moment ago!