Columbia Makes Large-Scale Additions To Campus Surveillance
Written by Bwog Staff
January 25, 20123:20 pm
8 Comments
Just moments ago, a tipster divulged that Public Safety has taken covert and highly controversial new surveillance measures. Implanted on the heavily-trafficked inner doors to what our tipster reveals is called “Brogan” (Broadway/Hogan), this new security system monitors all potentially dangerously displays of bro-ing out. These include, but are not limited to, smuggling 30-racks of Natty-light and Costco-sized containers of Creatine into dorm rooms, wearing any combination of sweatpant-sweatshirt to a class or meal, fist pumping, dougie-ing, and speaking loudly about being the “most jacked dude” in Mel’s/Cannon’s the night prior to aforementioned assertion.
Stare into the unblinking abyss, bros. There’s nowhere left to hide.
Tags: "I can't believe you're a bro! I'm so much better than you!", big brother, Brogan, bros, does Columbia even have bros?, exploiting puns, faces without noses, googlying, panopticon, public safety, the Brona Lisa, the war on fun
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this doesn't make any sense, i don't get this post.
Googly eyes on the metal of the door right above where the handle attaches.
this freaks me the fuck out. I need a cookie now. shit.
this is stupid
i dont know how many people go into columbia as bros
but if there were no bros, man would surely create them,
enter every member of a fraternity
I totally get it now! The eyes, dude, on the door thingy. I like how the handle accentuates the penis. very clever.
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