Personals: Claire, CC ’14, and Eric Donahue, CC ’15

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Bwog Personals continue with the lovely Claire and Eric Donahue. Interested parties should contact us at, and we’ll provide $10 for your big date.

Name, Year, School, Major: Claire, CC, 2014, Film Studies with possible concentration in Physics or Astronomy

Preference: feminerd for Star Wars fan boy

Hometown: The ATL (no really, people say that)

Your dream date in seven words or less: Greenwich Village for indie movie and dessert.

What redeems you as a human being? As a rule, I hold the door open for the people behind me.

Myers-Briggs Personality type: INTJ (two notable fictional INTJs: Mr. Darcy and Gandalf)

Ref room or 209: 209 for midday reading breaks and Orgo Night, ref room if there’s a seat by the window, but usually the media center viewing room for studyin’ film

Guilty pleasure song: “The Foil (Malfoy)” by Harry & The Potters. What they lack in musical talent they make up for in enthusiasm

Late night food stop: Morton Williams for Ben & Jerry’s

Historical Hottie: Galileo Galilei. Astronomy, baby!

Name, Year, School, Major: Eric Donahue, 2015, CC, Economics-Political Science major, Sustainable Development concentration

Preference: The Ladies

Hometown: Grayslake, Land of Lincoln

Your dream date in seven words or less: Rachel McAdams movie, Kentucky Fried Chicken, tuggie

What redeems you as a human being? I literally pooped my pants during NSOP. You can’t get humbler than that.

Myers-Briggs Personality type: INFP

Ref room or 209: I’ve only been in Butler to use the stapler. I usually cram at Grant’s Tomb.

Guilty pleasure song: Kreayshawn – Gucci Gucci

Late night food stop: Bag of Honey BBQ Cheetos somebody left in a vending machine

Historical Hottie: Catherine the Great (and if I could meet her, I’d suggest a threesome with Voltaire–you know, jokingly at first, but then I would gauge her reaction and if she was cool with it, we would go from there)


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  1. Anonymous

    Eric Donahue is my dream date but I'm too shy!!!

  2. eric  

    is funny, especially the catherine the great one. the pooped his pants anecdote might be too much for a personal.

  3. whoa  

    Claire loves Star Wars and is pretty to boot!
    What a rare find.

  4. fuck yeah,  

    Harry & the Potters

    • Anonymous  

      i actually did my undergrad at clark university where joe degeorge went, and ended up taking over the lease on his apartment after he graduated. i lived in his room. their apartment was really weird. they left behind a bunch of weird nicknacks when they left, like fake eagles and cats. there was one cabinet in the kitchen with like 12 boxes of cookies that expired like 2 years ago.

      i saw harry and the potters play once at clark. they attracted a lot of homeless people off the street, since they were playing outside and its an open campus. i also knew jacob nathan, one of the drummers for them.

  5. "indie movie"

    die die die

  6. eric donaue  

    sounds just like a ryan mandelbaum

  7. wait  

    I'm still baffled that 2015 means you're actually in college.

  8. B and M  

    The question remains, is it Gandalf the Grey, or Gandalf the White?

  9. Anonymous

    Likes Star Wars, Orgo Night, AND is an INTJ?

    Marry me.

    Or maybe you are me?

  10. Everyone  

    should have more Claire in their lives.

  11. ...  

    i'm pretty sure star wars was busy smoking dope out of bent soda cans out back behind the ceramics classroom thinking about the written test for it's learner's permit when most of the class of 2014 was born...

  12. Ah

    I'm only commenting because ReCaptcha has "muskrats" among the words. Could you resist typing muskrats?

  13. I remember when getting a tuggie was cool middle school.

  14. Anonymous  

    Eric Donahue had an article on the front page of the Fed this month. It was even pretty funny.

  15. Anonymous  

    That's German for "the the the."

  16. Anonymous  

    Guchi Guchi Louie Louie Fendi Fendi Prada, all the basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bodda

  17. Anonymous  

    I'm glad the girl I like hasn't been on here.

  18. Anonymous  

    So Claire is majoring in film, concentrating in physics/astronomy. She somehow managed to make Star Wars into a course of study. That's kind of awesome.

  19. Anonymous

    Eric Donahue = SWAG

  20. eric's  

    is the funniest so far. he seems like a cool kid.

  21. Anonymous

    Claire is seriously the perfect girl

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