Will the real Marky Mark please stand up?

Maybe just like Justin Beiber, we too have reached our peak young. But are we really getting dumber? (Daily Beast)

For those of us who have better things to do than pay attention to mainstream American politics, the New York Times has kindly created a quantum theory model of Mitt Romney’s personality. (NYT)

Facebook’s issues aren’t its countless privacy violations, but its time travel problem. Enraged bloggers stick it to Marky Mark. (Mashable)

It turns out pirating music online isn’t the same thing as stealing bananas from JJ’s. (Freakanomics)

Soon, we’ll be able to design our future house pets to order. Let’s hope the process doesn’t look anything like CU Printing. (Economist)

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