Overheard: Small Step For Frosh, Giant Leap For Mankind

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A tipster overheard the start to what will be a very, very long year for a new Columbia student:

“Wait… The Odyssey is a whole separate book?”

Another bout of sudden clarity was overheard later that day:

Girl on phone: Wait… I heard that Ferris Booth is the same as Ferris. 

You finding the syllabus online via Wikimedia Commons

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  1. Anonymous

    Ferris Booth Hall = in a landfill
    Ferris Booth Commons = crappy cafeteria
    Ferris = Bueller, Bueller, Bueller

  2. Somewhere

    a Classicist is crying.

  3. Anonymous  

    This aint funny. It's sad.

  4. Karen Smith

    So, you have Ferris, and then you have Ferris Booth, and then you have Ferris Booth Commons...

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