Curious about the results of the package center’s new “kiosk” system? After a rigorous scientific study (and like a million complaints from tipsters), we conclude it’s “working wonderfully!” and efficiency has improved by “like no percent.”
- Yesterday: The Lord of the Flies
- Today: Un-improvement
- Number of crossword puzzles played during the wait: 3
- Number of “fml lerner package center line” tweets: 15
- Number of times “this is bullshit” heard: 76
- People killed: 0 (so far)



