Winston Churchill once said, “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” Bwog 3.0 is live, and it’s not completely inaccurate to say that we’ll be the same irreverent, vaguely socially relevant Bwog that you know and love. Of course, we’ve matured (pronounce that one with the hard “t”). Get ready for a more active comment banhammer, fewer CSS errors, and Comic Sans for the trolls. That said, we promise our daily editors will still accidentally cut and paste bulleted lists from Word, we’ll leave spam-eating-squirrel easter eggs in our code, and we’ll dedicate our lives to uncovering specsucks using hardcore open-source CIA software. Keep it real, internet.