“Are you my mummy?”
Don’t shed those tears after our 21-16 loss to Dartmouth, Bwog is here to cheer you up with a double dose of Overheards and Overseens. Thanks to our army of minions tipsters, we’ve gathered some snippets through the grapevine.
Freshman athletes on Lit Hum:
“I didn’t know, when I committed, about the whole liberal arts thing and talking about dead people and feelings.”
Experimentation led to comforting results:
Girl (to a guy): “I mean, I was a freshman, it was an experiment, and really it just made me more confident in my straightness.”
Bwog would like to remind everyone to maintain laundry habits:
Girl in Columbia tracksuit (to another girl): “She wore the same outfit twice in one week. Eww!”
Where was Machaon when you needed him?
Middle-aged man (to another) in front of Butler: “Here’s all the Greek guys. Syphilis.. herpes..”
In a history lecture, a professor asked how to resolve a certain financial problem in a company:
Girl: “Lower wages.”
Professor (sarcastically): “You should study economics.”
Two guys brofist each other in apparent affirmation of their major choice.
Bwog would be remiss if we forgot the alcohol:
Senior (sitting on Baker Field shuttle): ”Four more beers! Four more beers!”
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- We bring a new definition to tight-arsed
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- Objection, your Honor
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- Candid shot of Prezbo
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- “Only at Columbia.”
Bwog’s pet (be jealous) via Shutterstock
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