On college walk:
Guy: You know what I like about this campus? Everything looks like it’s under an Instagram filter.
Girl: Is that how hipsters say something is beautiful now?
The days when we compared scenery to a painting or movie are over. Fake vintage photography is where it’s at now.
My bf just instagrammed me a pic of his chilled, bottled urine. Droplets of pee condensing on the plastic body of the bottle tantalized my lustful eyes. It gets me soaked, in more ways than one.
I'm glad to hear that everything worked out between you and Michael. We should hang out sometime in 1020. I'll bring the coconut water.
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