An Overheard Before and After

King of class

The McBain residence hall is known for a number of astonishing qualities: beautiful views of Manhattan a disgusting ventilation shaft, a grandiose history (Meghan McCain – for real!?), and a sophisticated cultured exciting bat shit crazy party scene. If by bat shit crazy you mean tinged with the faint scent of desperation. There’s no doubt that more than a few eye-raising tidbits have been tossed around the morning after one of McBain’s social gatherings. Lucky for you — yes, you, first year Furnald resident — a few of those comments found their way to Bwog, and we pass them along in the spirit of nostalgia.

Before:

“There won’t be anybody puking on my bed as a result of these parties!”

After:

“But I swear she didn’t have the blog when I fucked her!”

(She totally did.)

Very bad decisions via Shutterstock

6 Comments

February 2, 2013 @ 6:17 pm

Tags: mcbain, McBizzle, so at what exact point would she have acquired this blog?, thanks for the memories, that smell in your mcbain hallway on sunday morning

1. *Frat says:

   8 18   February 2, 2013 @ 7:01 pm  

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   ***"But I swear she was conscious when I fucked her."

2. Anonymous says:  

   16 3   February 2, 2013 @ 7:14 pm  

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   "If our dicks touch when we're in the shower, does that mean we're gay?"

3. Barnard '15 says:  

   8 6   February 2, 2013 @ 7:15 pm  

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   I wished that Bwog would only publish when there was actual news instead of all these bwoglines and lecturehop filler posts. But then I realized there's already specsυcks.

   • Nice try fem says:  

     9 2   February 2, 2013 @ 7:31 pm  

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     But I'm not in Barnard.

     • your point being? says:

       2 1   February 2, 2013 @ 11:33 pm  

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       no one gives a crap @Nice try fem

4. Sherry J. Wolf says:  

   9 5   February 3, 2013 @ 11:04 am  

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   Why would bwog publish yet another piece glorifying (trigger warning) rape culture?!
   “But I swear she didn’t have the blog when I fucked her!” - You mean RAPED her. If you "fucked," 99.9% of the time it was rape. I think it's time bwog had a talk with occupy about why this is not ok.

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