Tipsters were soaking up the sun yesterday when they saw this baby and overheard these:
“This reminds me of Lena Dunham”
“Maybe she has an appointment with PrezBo.”
“She must feel, like, so free.”
Did the parents just not dress their toddler when they left their home, or did they take off all her clothes once at Columbia? So deliberate either way. Columbia is now ready for Bacchanal.