What’s in these boxes? Oh, don’t worry about it.

Recently, Bwog asked for the weirdest things people have stolen from the dining halls. Here are some of the responses!

The hoarders:

• “Through Pavlovian psychology, I’ve trained the freshman in my suite in Hartley to steal fruit daily”
• “I saw a girl (who may or may not have been my roommate) fill several 1-liter plastic bottles with corn chowder…which may or may not currently reside in our shared fridge”
• “My best was fitting 14 ice cream sandwiches into my book bag. I ate them all.”
• “I’ve shielded a friend from view while she pocketed 20 guacamole packets”
• “I would swipe in for dinner then take food for breakfast and lunch the next day”
• “‘My friend’ had to steal a whole pizza from the dining hall for a scavenger hunt…’my friend’ regrets nothing”

The creative reusers:

• “When I was a freshwoman, I used to swipe into Hewitt just to get hot water for my tea.”
• “We used to take bottles-full of juice to make four loko mixed drinks.”
• “those very small plastic ketchup cups from john jay for half-shots”

The weird:

• “A table”
• “Potted plants”
• “One kid poured either salt or shredded mozzarella cheese into a cup, added hot sauce, then chugged the entire thing.”

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