Just our cranky face.

Some colleges have Columbus Day off. Some throw massive parties that get broken up by riot police. (ABC News).

Is it still street art if it’s not on the street? And isn’t everyone getting a little annoyed with Banksy nowadays? (Gothamist).

Not only do people go out boating to celebrate the conquering discovery of America, they are also apparently really bad at it. (NBC News).

Well, in the meantime if you’re feeling a bit cranky, the adorably photogenic dogs of Morningside will cheer you up. (Spectrum).

Going through the wall via ShutterStock.