Bwog's dad doesn't look like this.

Bwog’s dad doesn’t look like this.

The Jester, which describes itself as “Columbia University’s only humor magazine,” is throwing “Columbia’s hottest party” to celebrate its first issue this year! If you’re looking for something to do tonight, head over to the John Jay Lounge at 8 PM to be entertained by a lineup of twelve eleven comedians:

Control Top
Daniel Tompkins
Max Feist
Bijan Samareh
Jackson Fisher
Chowdah
Mike Gravagno
Adam Nover
Brian Thorn
Orli Matlow
Fruit Paunch

If that doesn’t convince you, they’ll apparently have “VIP lap dancers” too. Note: that’s probably a lie, but you should sign up on the their Facebook event anyway.