PSA: Old Man Wants to See Your Feet

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Mmm does our big toe turn you on, Tarantino?

“Quentin Tarantino, star of my sexual nightmares” — Tina Fey

Ladies, you’d best listen up. There’s some creepy shit going down at the Barnard library right now.

These alarming tips just came in:

“Man in Barnard library just asked me to remove shoes so he could see my feet. What is going on, Bwog”

“There have been reports of a man coming into Barnard’s Lehman Library asking female students to take off their shoes so he can touch their feet.”

A source who works in the Barnard library confirms that they’ve received emails in the past to report the “weird creepy foreign man with a foot fetish.”

Obviously this would be happening during finals. If you’re foot-conscious or easily creeped out, might be best to head to a different library today.

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  1. Anonymous  

    Cripes, this guy just couldn't toe the line, could he? Now we're going to have to get some sort of security or something to bring him to heel. It's a shame there are so many of these kinds of weirdos out there, I'd feel a lot better if he were the sole one.

    I'm sorry guys.

  2. Andrew

    That's enough with the puns or we'll have to give you the boot.

  3. Anonymous

    the guy must be columbia-affiliated to get into the library, right? this is so weird.

  4. Let's be real  

    It's probably just Professor Epstein up to some new hi-jinks.

  5. A library staff member is looking into the issue and will alert public safety. We do require BC/CUID to get into the library. Affiliation with Columbia doesn't guarantee a lack of creepiness, unfortunately.

    Personally I think showing your card to the desk attendant is more likely to verify that you are the person pictured on your ID than touching it to a reader.

    And finally, we are the Barnard Library, located in Lehman Hall. The Lehman Library is in SIPA. #sorepoint

  6. BC '15  

    Jenna Freedman always there to save the day. #coolestlibrarianever #deservingofherownfanzine #guardianangelofWGSSmajors

  7. Anonymous  

    This happened to me! I reported it to public safety and if it happens to you, please do the same. He is not old, looks like a "normal" student, so he catches you even more off-guard. Be careful.

  8. I hope

    ...someone stomps his balls into fruit leather.

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